What's the Atheistic Explanation?
----but, but, but there is no magic involved in creating life. It's all a natural process. If you ask me what exactly is that natural process, I have no idea, I just call it a natural process to make it sound like it's science, to fool creationists into thinking, that I know what I'm talking about.
These poor religious fanatics, they need some magical, invisible pixie sitting in the sky, to explain nature, but me? Forget it, I don't need magic to explain nature, because it's all a naturall process.
You see, first there was a point... I call the point a singularity to make it sound less ridiculous, I fabulate it's a point of all mass, space, and time, so no need to worry about what was outside the point, because there was nothing outside the point - no space, no time, no mass, no condencity, no nothing, you understand? There was only the point, and from that point a universe came out, just like that, for no apparent reason, it just happened, see? No magic involved... it's all a natural process, and as we all know natural processes are very scientic.
I won't get into what happened with the natural processes after the universe popped into existence - how life evolved out of chemicals and then transmuted from an amoeba into a talking human being. Don't worry yourself about all these annoying details, all you have to understand is that it's completely natural and scientific.... and that it happened over long, long time. That's all you have to know.
Also, don't worry yourself that noone with a brain actually believes the world created itself out of a bunch of chemicals, don't worry that the most prominent and brainy scientists on the planet support the idea of ID - Intelligent Design, simply because it makes more sense.
That's totally inconsequential. All you have to know, is that it's all completely natural. It doesn't matter you have no clue what it means or entails. You simply have to repeat it like a mantra, just try it - natural process, natural process, natural natural process process, no magic, no magic, magic magic no no... see how good it makes you feel?
"A common sense interpretation of the facts suggests that a superintellect has monkeyed with physics, as well as with chemistry and biology, and that there are no blind forces worth speaking about in nature. The numbers one calculates from the facts seem to me so overwhelming as to put this conclusion almost beyond question." - Fred Hoyle, astrophysicist
----but, but, but there is no magic involved in creating life. It's all a natural process. If you ask me what exactly is that natural process, I have no idea, I just call it a natural process to make it sound like it's science, to fool creationists into thinking, that I know what I'm talking about.
These poor religious fanatics, they need some magical, invisible pixie sitting in the sky, to explain nature, but me? Forget it, I don't need magic to explain nature, because it's all a naturall process.
You see, first there was a point... I call the point a singularity to make it sound less ridiculous, I fabulate it's a point of all mass, space, and time, so no need to worry about what was outside the point, because there was nothing outside the point - no space, no time, no mass, no condencity, no nothing, you understand? There was only the point, and from that point a universe came out, just like that, for no apparent reason, it just happened, see? No magic involved... it's all a natural process, and as we all know natural processes are very scientic.
I won't get into what happened with the natural processes after the universe popped into existence - how life evolved out of chemicals and then transmuted from an amoeba into a talking human being. Don't worry yourself about all these annoying details, all you have to understand is that it's completely natural and scientific.... and that it happened over long, long time. That's all you have to know.
Also, don't worry yourself that noone with a brain actually believes the world created itself out of a bunch of chemicals, don't worry that the most prominent and brainy scientists on the planet support the idea of ID - Intelligent Design, simply because it makes more sense.
That's totally inconsequential. All you have to know, is that it's all completely natural. It doesn't matter you have no clue what it means or entails. You simply have to repeat it like a mantra, just try it - natural process, natural process, natural natural process process, no magic, no magic, magic magic no no... see how good it makes you feel?
"A common sense interpretation of the facts suggests that a superintellect has monkeyed with physics, as well as with chemistry and biology, and that there are no blind forces worth speaking about in nature. The numbers one calculates from the facts seem to me so overwhelming as to put this conclusion almost beyond question." - Fred Hoyle, astrophysicist
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